This cookbook is "Blondicated" not just to blondes, but brunettes and redheads, too. Whether you were born blonde, bottled blonde, act like a blonde, or just know and love a blonde, this cookbook is for you. If you are any of the above, chances are you have already experienced a "blonde moment." This is your opportunity not only to learn how to COOK with some Blonde Flavor but also sharpen your ROMANCE SKILLS.
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HOW TO STALK A MATE
The WILD GAME recipes will teach you how to FLIRT with Self-Confidence and how to use the Eyebrow-Flashes.
• Did you know that it only takes 90 seconds to 4 minutes to decide if you even want to FLIRT with someone?
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HOW TO CATCH A MATE
The SEAFOOD recipes will teach you how to CATCH a MATE while DANCING.
• Do you know what it means when your PUPILS DILATE or you start BLUSHING or you have RAPID BREATHING?
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HOW TO STEER A MATE
The BEEF recipes will teach you how to KEEP the RELATIONSHIP beefy.
• Do you know how to kiss like a BUTTERFLY?
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HOW TO PLUCK A MATE
The CHICKEN recipes will teach you about INTIMACY.
• Did you know that MEN'S brains are MARINATED?
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HOW TO BORE A MATE
The PORK recipes will tell you how not to BREAK-UP.
• Did you know when MEN don't get their way they are BOARING? (oops, BORING)
